Job application.. or psychoanalysis?

Superstar Editorial Assistant- Wall Street Reporter

DO NOT, we repeat, DO NOT SEND IN YOUR RESUME OR ATTACHMENTS. Instead, write in and tell us:
1) What were the last 3 books you read, and what did you learn?

2) What has been your greatest success, and greatest failure in the past 3 years?

4) What is your astrological sign?

6) If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

8) Do you subscribe to any magazines, or newspapers? Which ones? (Be honest, we won’t judge you, if you say Hustler, or In-Style)

6)Imagine that you’re in an elevator and suddenly the power goes out - you’re stuck for what could be hours. Who would you rather be stuck with? a) Hilary Clinton b) Mike Tyson c)Stephen Hawking d) Donald Trump. - - Why?

7)It’s 5:15PM on a Wednesday, and you’re standing on the corner of Wall & Water streets when you get a call, telling you a suitcase with $5 million in cash is waiting for you - if you can get to the corner of 7th avenue and 59th street within 15 minutes. If you are late, your left thumb will be cut off. Do you take the offer? How do you get to the money on time?

I wonder if the numbers being completely out of order (and like, what about 3??) is some sort of mental trickery or if it was the work of a non-"Superstar" Ed Assistant unknowingly filling his own position.

I'd rather just keep my thumb and send my resume to be honest... and leave the astrology to Miss Cleo.

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